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Title: Baby Got 'Batch

Artist: Hilary

In honor of our 100th follower, Kristen and I decided it was high time we made an actual audio recording of the song that (we honestly think) put us on the Tumblr map. So without much further ado, I present you with Baby Got ‘Batch.

"Baby Got ‘Batch" (lyrics by Hilary)

Oh, my, god, Kristen. Look at his butt.
It is so cute. He looks like
One of those British actors.
Like, you know, Tom Hiddleston or Colin Firth? 
Tumblr totally loves him, because,
he looks like an otter in a suit, ‘kay?
I mean, his butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean - damn. Look!
He’s just so … unf!

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other Tumblrs can’t deny
That when a ‘Batch walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, get your cameraphone
‘Cause you wanna take that butt home
Ignore that hat he’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh Benny I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My followers tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, sexy Sherlock
Makin’ them ladies flock
Well, use me, use me
Then go ahead and deduce me
I’ve seen him strollin’
On Saville Row and
He’s prim, trim
Wears trilbys on a whim
I’m tired of all these blogs
Makin’ sex jokes about Smaug
Take the average fangirl and tell her that
Benny’s got much back
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
You wanna have his babies? (Yeah!)
Turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout,
Baby got ‘Batch!

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