if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
Some Benedict for you dash
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
and then there’s Benedict
sometimes I forget they’re the same person
just fucking shoot me with a spoon
shoot me with a fucking spoon fucking fuck
I just opened a petition on the White House petitions page for the government to subsidize feminine hygiene products. Please sign, this is so important!
You can find free condoms almost everywhere, but sex isn’t a compulsory act. Having a period is, so why aren’t feminine hygiene products subsidized?
It has come to my attention that there is a logical fallacy in my argument that I would very much like to correct for the sake of this petition.
Condoms are often free because they prevent the transmission of STDs, which is a public health issue. Tampons and pads should also be free, but not for the same reason. As such, I no longer wish to draw the comparison between the two things.
Feminine hygiene products should be subsidized because of personal health reasons, i.e. all women should be able to take care of their healthcare needs regardless of income. If you’re on your period, you shouldn’t have to suffer shame or embarrassment because you can’t afford tampons or pads.
I hope that clears things up. Even though I can’t amend the petition on the site, please sign it anyway. This is very important.
Please sign this, everyone! We’ve only got 20 days left on the petition and it’s so important!
ASK ME QUESTIONS, I WILL NOT IGNORE THEM AND I WILL ANSWER ALL OF THEM TRUTHFULLY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
another two drawing day(ish). Benedict Cumberbatch - Black Bic stick pen in my new sketchbook. This one took about 3 1/2 hours.. usually graphite drawings (like this Sherlock I posted earlier) take me 15-25 hours (i’m
slowmethodic and careful). eerily lovely reference pic here by Julian Broad, thank you. :) [my art tag]
So lemme get this straight
this is ok and sexy and fun haha
This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern
THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT
Is this correct?
reblogging a gain
Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary